Rabu, 16 Juni 2010

A HILARIOUS MAIL FROM A FRUSTRATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MAILS

Note : Got this email from my friend. Hmm...what do you think?

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 and 2009 and continuing it in 2010 also.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc...

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo...

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.


NOW AN IMPORTANT NOTE :

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 11:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now......... .........But who knows. So please forward.

3 komentar:

Fanda mengatakan...

hahahaha.... kocak deh. Semoga mereka yg suka forward junk mail kayak gitu sadar deh.

Wah...jadi seger nih templatenya. Ehm..minta semangkanya boleh??

Aulawi Ahmad mengatakan...

hilarious enough for me hehehe, tq 4 share :)

Sang Cerpenis bercerita mengatakan...

@fanda : boleh, ambil aja. hehee